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leighway:

this is my general concept for a siq dance beat

aka dance music + archer shrieking things

someone make this

but good

so i can play it literally until the day i die

p.s. not my music

rocketfists:

danrezler:

It is a great injustice of this country that we can not own ocelots as pets.  Luckily, our team of scientists have bred regular cats to look somewhat close.  For now we must settle, but the war for ocelot rights rages on.  In related new AHhhhhhhHHHHh It’s sooo cute!  

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN.
BABOU, you fox-eared asshole.

rocketfists:

danrezler:

It is a great injustice of this country that we can not own ocelots as pets.  Luckily, our team of scientists have bred regular cats to look somewhat close.  For now we must settle, but the war for ocelot rights rages on.  In related new AHhhhhhhHHHHh It’s sooo cute!  

OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN.

BABOU, you fox-eared asshole.

(Source: kittysunite)

"I generally eat out. I know, I know, I’ve heard all the arguments against it: it’s a waste of money, you have no control over how much salt and saturated fats are in restaurant food, and you can’t be sure you’re eating locally. But, if I may, let me respond to each of those arguments:

1. Expense account. 2. I’m pretty sure that any chef in any restaurant with at least two stars in the Guide Michelin knows how much salt and saturated fat is supposed to go into my exquisite meal. 3. Kill yourself."

— from “How to Dine: Dining Out” in How to Archer by Sterling Archer (via leighway)

(via leighway)

leighway:

Bryan Cranston will stop by Archer as Commander Drake, an “earnest, conscientious astronaut fighting to quell a mutiny on the space platform” of the International Space Station, which should work out for him about as well as the efforts of any earnest, conscientious character in the world of Archer.