gapingfurnace:

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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cptfunk asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tagging back.

Kicking this off by saying that I won’t tag 10 people because I don’t really know 10 people on here well enough that probably don’t already have this in their inbox.

That being said, let’s get cracking!

  • I have determined that all wine is gross. Give me hard alcohol or beer any day of the week. (Seriously, I will drink whenever, wherever)
  • Arcade Games > Video Games. Except for stuff like LA Noire because holy crap, I am in love with that game. (And dance games but shush)
  • I prefer to do my grocery shopping later at night.
  • When I was younger, I didn’t really like the color red, but now it’s creeping its way into my wardrobe.
  • I get along better with dogs than I do with cats.
  • I am dangerously close to getting an OK Cupid account (again).
  • When people thank me after sex, it creeps me out. A “that was fun” will suffice. 
  • Sometimes, I feel bad about having a great relationship with both of my parents because so many of my friends don’t.
  • I always play a really responsible character in D&D because I feel like someone has to and who better than me?
  • My favorite type of cuisine is Mexican, with Hawaiian at a close second.

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brofisting:

sometimes i feel like this

brofisting:

sometimes i feel like this

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

I SAW THE SEXIEST CAR IN THE RITE-AID PARKING LOT YESTERDAY.
ON A SCALE OF ONE TO STUBBLY JON HAMM, HOW SEXY WAS IT?
… HALF A HAMM. POINT FIVE STUBBLY HAMMS.
THAT’S PRETTY SEXY.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I SAW THE SEXIEST CAR IN THE RITE-AID PARKING LOT YESTERDAY.

ON A SCALE OF ONE TO STUBBLY JON HAMM, HOW SEXY WAS IT?

… HALF A HAMM. POINT FIVE STUBBLY HAMMS.

THAT’S PRETTY SEXY.

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I am addicted to personality tests. 

Also: ESTP

I lived in Connecticut (Norwich and Groton) for 3 years and have family there. Also, Boston>Seattle. Fact.

I lived in Connecticut (Norwich and Groton) for 3 years and have family there. Also, Boston>Seattle. Fact.

realreeceshears:

Proof.