YOU EVER LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND THINK ‘HOLY SHIT. WHO IS THAT TOTAL SEX BOMB WITH THE KILLER SMILE AND THE BANGIN’ BODY?’
EVERY TIME, MY FRIEND. EVERY TIME.
YOU EVER ATTRIBUTE THAT TO CONSTANTLY BEING DRUNK?
ABSOLUTELY. MY SELF-CONFIDENCE IS THROUGH THE ROOF EVER SINCE I STARTED HITTING THE HOOCH AT BREAKFAST.
Downton Sixbey Episode II
Downton Abbey Television References (Part 1)
(Source: chasethememories)
Man, I cannot wait to become a cyborg.
OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD.
As it turns out, I will have enough credits (probably) to double major in theater and film studies.
Coooool.
Perpetually not drunk enough for anything that happens.
